飛麵神,或曰飛麺異獸。無神論之闡發也。夫飛麵神者,意大利麺也,復有牛肉丸二粒,能行空。為上帝而創世。其權輿,一山,一木,一侏儒而已。久之,有海盜曰摩西船長者,患無船,留薩爾薩山不進。飛麺神乃顯,降戒十條。中有二條,船長遺於山間,不復得見。遂為八戒。此神立啤酒泉、妓女廠於天庭,窮極歡樂,以享信眾。二〇〇五年,飛麺福音付梓,教會欲以其利造海盜船一艇,廣布飛麺神教。大神隱龍骨於地下,以惑凡人。故黎元左事靈鬼,不識大神之神威。其教以為,外宇眾星辰,皆由大神維系,即引力波也。教眾以週五為主日,其日教眾事神,畢,口念「拉麵」,猶猶太人之謂「阿門」也。
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