Went With The Wind!

It originally aired in the United States on CBS on November 13, 1976, and is a parody of the 1939 American historical drama film Gone with the Wind. The sketch was written by two young writers, Rick Hawkins and Liz Sage. In 2009, TV Guide ranked the sketch #53 on its list of "Top 100 Episodes of All Time".

• Carol Burnett as Starlett O'Hara, a parody of Scarlett O'Hara
• Harvey Korman as Captain Ratt Butler, a parody of Rhett Butler
• Dinah Shore as Melody, a parody of Melanie Hamilton
• Vicki Lawrence as Sissy, a parody of Prissy
• Tim Conway as Brashly, a parody of Ashley Wilkes
• Don Crichton as the Yankee soldier

Burnett introduces the sketch:

Recently, nearly the entire nation spent a total of five hours watching Gone with the Wind make its TV debut. So for those of you who ran out of Kleenex and were unable to watch it, we put together our own mini-version to let you know what you’ve missed. Uh-huh.

Part One

ATLANTA, TERRA PLANTATION SOMEWHERE IN GEORGIA: Starlett O'Hara hosts a party and greets her guests. Sissy, her house servant, comes to tell Starlett that Brashly Wilkes has arrived. Starlett, infatuated with the clueless Brashly, opens the door to find him introducing her to his cousin, Melody. Starlett begins to express her love for Brashly but her words quickly turn to anger when he informs her that he's married Melody. Upset, Starlett throws a vase, which is caught by the visiting Captain Ratt Butler. The two share a moment, only to be interrupted by the breakout of a war.

Everyone leaves, save for Melody, who announces that she's in labor. Outside, a fire breaks out after Sissy gives a Yankee soldier a match. As Melody gives birth and a wailing Sissy traipses circles around the couch, Starlett delivers her speech about how she will "never go hungry again".

Part Two

TERRA PLANTATION, ONE WAR LATER. Sissy comes and tells Starlett that the war is over. The Yankee soldier returns to Terra to collect back taxes. Starlett incapacitates the soldier with a chair. Brashly returns and admits that he's broke but Captain Butler has since become a millionaire. Starlett, trying to figure out a way to ask Ratt for the money, quickly pulls down the drapes and goes upstairs to make a dress.

Sissy stalls Ratt briefly, and Starlett descends in her handmade dress, complete with curtain rod, and Ratt professes his love. The Yankee soldier comes to, marries Ratt and Starlett, and is given the back taxes. After an altercation and realizing that Starlett is in love with Brashly, Melody dies but not before she pushes Starlett down the stairs. Brashly leaves, followed by Ratt, who begins to deliver the famous line but Starlett slams the door in his face. Defeated and aimless, Starlett asks Sissy what to do, whereas Sissy slaps her, stating "Frankly, Miss Starlett, I don’t give a damn".

The sketch made various cultural references including Bobbie Gentry's "Ode to Billie Joe", Tony Orlando and Dawn's "Tie a Yellow Ribbon Round the Ole Oak Tree", "Dixie", "Camptown Races", Chicken of the Sea, A Streetcar Named Desire, and tuna casserole.

 

The curtain dress was conceptualized and designed by The Carol Burnett Show costumer Bob Mackie. It parodies a scene in Gone With the Wind where Scarlett refashions a set of green curtains into a dress to wear. The script called for the dress to be hanging off Burnett, but Mackie did not find it funny. He asked the art director for a real curtain rod and green fabric and made the dress on a mannequin. Burnett said that she came into costume fittings and when she saw the curtain rod she said it was the most brilliant sight gag ever.

Exactly nine years earlier to the day, November 13, 1967, The Carol Burnett Show aired a different spoof entitled "Gone with the Breeze". In that sketch, Burnett's character was named "Scarlett O'Fever". Guest star Richard Chamberlain played "Ratt Butler", and Korman appeared as "Uncle Ben".

On another occasion, during a tribute to the films of MGM, a quickie based on Gone With the Wind was performed by Lawrence as Scarlett and Lyle Waggoner as Rhett.

The curtain dress scene was named #2 in TV Guide's January 23–29, 1999 list of "The 50 Funniest TV Moments of All Time". The laughter when Burnett descends the staircase was too long—indeed, it was the longest-length audience reaction in the series' entire ten-year run—and had to be edited.

The entire outfit, curtain rod and all, is in the collection of the Smithsonian Institution. Additionally, in 2009, Mattel released a Starlett doll under the Barbie Celebrity Doll line.

• Gone With the Wind, 1936 novel by Margaret Mitchell