carlinal/Gallery

Whether it or the author is someone I love or hate, the quotes are something worth adding. Whether they make me smile or frown, or they make me think or are something just plain unforgettable. Even if they can be nonsense. This page is like that. Well, only the stuff that's available under the public domain or with a Creative Commons license, anyway. No PDFs though, not a good format, I think.

Here's the rules for this gallery should the desire to participate overwhelms you.

1. Controlled chaos. That's the definition of this gallery. Like rule 5 but about management, not character.
2. You can add or change captions and alt text to these images. If I like them, then they stay. The funnier (or sharper) the better.
3. If the character isn't me, it leaves.
4. Know what you link. I don't want lots of porn from here. It's too decadent to even be properly funny.
5. This is a page that at least attempts to balance sophistication with wildness. This complexity must be respected.

Note: It is recommended to scroll through this page only through a desktop computer. Mobile looks a bit ugly, and the Gallery feature doesn't entirely work there.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Systems and controllers

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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  Like vinyl discs, these bad little boys initially did not have any interesting designs on them. And had to rely too much on molds to look important.
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  Now we're talkin'. Deliberate palette and aesthetics. Although the typography is too old-fashioned and the globe is simple.
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  Crème de la crème. You know this frisbee ain't meant to be fucked with.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Shhhh don't piss these guys off

 

 

 

 

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW HUMANS

A chronological story of disaster.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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  gimme five and some moar of four
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  Only way to fly
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  His most reformed
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  His critical peak (and not stopping!)
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  His own happy world
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  His care for the children

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Shoulders of Giants

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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  OH NO OH JESUS OH JESUS OH FUCK, what the fuck?! There's something outside!! There's something outside!! What the fuck?!
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  NEJ! NEJ! NEJ! NEJ NEJ NEJ NEJ NEJ NEJ NEJ NEJ NEJ!! NEJ NEJ!!!
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  WHERE'S MY GOLF CART?! WHERE'S MY FUCKING GOLF CART?!! RUN LIKE THE WIND!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Special article/titles

• Death during consensual sex
• pH
• List of people who have lived in airports
• Whitney Chewston
• The Bitches
• Blobject
• List of inventors killed by their own invention
• List of universities with BDSM clubs
• Clifford Robinson
• List of songs banned by the BBC
• Hobby tunneling
• Marzipan pig
• Dave Matthews Band Chicago River incident
• Benson
• Queening
• Shitterton
• Paris syndrome
• CBT
• Cat gap
• Death of Elizabeth II
• Bachelor tax (reminds me of a hentai where shackled incels are forced to impregnate select women to increase a certain country's population. BUT I DIGRESS)
• Certain someone's hilarious war draft history
• Pancake
• Crêpe
• MILF (disambiguation)
• Meet Graham
• 2023
• The lettuce
• I'm not a scientist
• Catloaf
• Andy (goose)
• Truffle animals
• Euthanasia Coaster
• Onfim
• List of non-water floods

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

• These two should totally meet up
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You got a problem with cartoons?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

How to be a painter